Swiss bank UBS may have managed to extricate itself from its troubles with the IRS by sharing the identities behind 4,000 or so of its client accounts with the authorities and paying a $780 million settlement to the Justice Department, but now it’s worried that some of its employees may have garlic breath and be showing a little too much of their hairy calves when they cross their legs.
The bank recently issued a stunningly detailed 43-page
Like a precise Swiss watch, the UBS male employee is encouraged to keep his facial hair from growing past a 5:00 shadow and prevent his underwear from showing through his slacks. Women are urged to keep their jackets buttoned when standing, but to unbutton them when they sit down, as if they suddenly might be called upon to anchor the local evening newscast.
UBS has also been in the