I happened to fall over a short Associated Press story the other day about how Little League Baseball has granted its northern Virginia district jurisdiction over the planet Mars. No, I kid you not. This means that if life does exist on Mars, then this northern Virginia community has first rights.

Whoa there, Nellie. Is this Green Acres all over again? Has "Lisa" become the commissioner of Little League Baseball?

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