The way things are going in Washington and Wall Street, we fully expect a decree from Congress that henceforth all photographs and mirrors will be outlawed.Why on earth would they do that? Well, it turns out that various powerful individuals are growing dissatisfied with their diet and personal fitness programs. They are growing a bit paunchy around the middle, and they're picking up wrinkles, while more of their scalps are showing than they would prefer.
So, in order to keep those things from happening, they want Congress to banish all mirrors and photographs. They figure if they can't see themselves as they have become, then neither will anyone else.
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